157 Riddles

Funny Riddles

These funny riddles and answers are guaranteed to make you think, and they will hopefully make you laugh as well. A is one that provides your brain with a logical puzzle as well as using to tickle your funny bone. The and brain teasers we placed in this section have been selected for their use of ironyand fancy word play to add an extra dimension of being presented. It has been cited in many studies how beneficial solving riddles and puzzles are to the brain, both young and old, and adding a dimension of humor to them is a great way to make brain excercise more pleasant.

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1 How can the horse get to the apple?

A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?

2 Drowns on dry land,

Alive without breath,
As cold as death,
Never thirsty, Ever drinking,
Clad in mail, Never clinking,
Drowns on dry land,
Thinks an island, Is a mountain,
Thinks a fountain, Is a puff of air.

3 Who am I?

Until I am measured
I am not known,
Yet how you miss me
When I have flown.

4 With thieves I consort

With thieves I consort,
With the vilest, in short,
I’m quite at ease in depravity;
Yet all divines use me,
And savants can’t lose me,
For I am the center of gravity.

5 A poor man may give one as easily as a king

The cost of making only the maker knows,
Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded.
A poor man may give one as easily as a king.
When one is broken pain and deceit are assured.

6 Who buys it, has no use for it

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

7 I build up castles

I build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?

8 Never feel me

Die without me,
Never thank me.
Walk right through me,
Never feel me.
Always watching,
Never speaking.
Always lurking,
Never seen.

9 As cold as death

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking

10 First they champ

Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.